Signs You Might Be A Douche Bag

You Might Be A Douche Bag If...

1. You have a tribal tattoo and still think it's cool.

2.  Skinny Jeans, guy or girl, anytime of year.

3.  You own (and wear) a white G-Shock watch.

4.  One word… "Selfies."

5.  You're earring(s) can be mistaken for cock rings.

6.  You have a cock ring.

7.  You "Bro Shake" with complete strangers despite the fact they are completely unaware of the intricacies of your own personal "Bro Shake."

8.  You don't know what a "Bro Shake" is.

9.  "It's ok because I'm cute…"  No, it's not.

10.  You have spoken louder to a Hispanic because you thought it would help him understand you.

11.  Duck Face?  I mean, seriously.

12.  Street Racing.

13.  You have worn sunglasses… at night… in a bar… and hit on someone.

14.  You have farted in an elevator and blamed it on a retarded person (actually that would make you awesome.)

15.  You are retarded, someone farted in an elevator, blamed it on you and you didn't call them on it.

16.  You have intentionally pissed on someone else's toilet seat (guy or girl).

17.  You like cats.

18.  You have gone home with a guy that hit on you at the bar while wearing sun glasses.

19.  You have used the words, "Chief," "Champ," "Boss," "Guy," "Fella," "Pal," "Bro," "You," or "Buddy" among other awful cliched names when dealing with complete strangers.

20.  You were offended by any of the past 19 reasons.