Nerd Logic

Top 10 Reasons Your Video Game Console Is Better Then Your Girlfriend:

10. It comes with instructions.

9. It won’t bother you during a power outage.

8. If it begins to malfunction you can always buy a new one.

7. You can change its color and appearance with little or no consequence.

6. Every few years a newer and more efficient model comes out.

5. Its sole purpose is to keep you entertained.

4. Your console doesn’t care if you haven’t changed your sweat pants in four days.

3 You can throw it out a window and nobody will press charges.

2. It happily plays porn for you.

1. When you get tired of it you can kill the power.