Fuck Dentists. I mean, they're relevant for jobs like yanking a tooth or doing a root canal, stuff like that, but a tooth cleaning? Are you serious? I need to pay you to clean my teeth? That's like going to a proctologist for an ass wiping. It's like telling someone, "Hey, I know you know how to wipe your own butt. You've been doing it your whole life. But you can't wipe your butt like I can!"
What a crock! And they're not cheap, either. I'm expected to pay a complete stranger to shove his hands in my mouth and scrape off the remnants of my lunch and then pay him a few hundred bucks!? While you're at it, how about you trim my good-old weenie hairs, scrub my taint, clip my toenails and give me a foot massage. Then, maybe, I'll contemplate a tooth cleaning. Jerks.
And lets get another thing straight; you're not a doctor. Not even close. You're an oral janitor that occasionally has to double as a handy man. You ever see an ambulance rush up to a Dentist's office? No, and you never will. Know why? Because they're not doctors. An emergency for a Dentist revolves around his patient's ability to chew his food. Not an emergency.
Don't believe me? Imagine what shows like ER or Grey's Anatomy would have been like if they were about Dentists. Would you have watched? Of course not. You know why? Because that idea for a show sucks! Most people feel the same way toward their Dentist as the Jews felt toward Hitler. He causes pain and suffering, you try your best to avoid him at all cost, they both use gas as a "tool," and their ultimate goal is to whiten the population. See? Fuck Dentists!
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