One Of A Kind

Ever wonder how a twin feels when he takes a piss?  Does he feel gay?  Like, hey my brother has the identical dong.  This is pretty much like touching my brother's dick!  Gross.  But, man I had to piss.  Thank God I didn't need to jerk off.  Oh shit!  Wait a minute.  I've definitely jerked off a ton of times!  With my brother's identical dick!  Does that make me gay!?  Why is this so hard!?  Shit!  I mean the question, not the dick!  But it felt so good!  I'll never be able to look him in the eyes again!  Man, this is awkward.  I should probably just brush my teeth and go to bed.  Yeah, that's what I need to do.  Let's just hit the bathroom, grab my tooth brush, look in the mirror and… Oh shit.  There you are again!  Damn it!  Everywhere I go!  I'm sorry, ok?  I touched your dick!  But it didn't count!  It was my dick!  But wait a sec.  If you and I have the identical dick then you've touched mine too!  Gross!  That's definitely gay!  No?  It's not?  Why are you smiling like that?  Stop nodding your head!  Wait, what are you doing.  Get you hand out of my shorts!  I should have killed you in the womb!!!