It’s
December and Christmas is just a few weeks out.
Which means, what? Christmas
music! Christmas music is great. It’s fun, it brings back memories of
childhood and it makes us feel good. But
not every Christmas song is as pleasant as you remember. Take for instance, We Wish You a Merry Christmas.
The song starts out nice enough…
We wish you a merry Christmas!
“Hey, that’s really nice.
Thanks. Same to you.”
We wish you a merry Christmas!
“You just said that, but ok.
Back at ya.”
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
“Ok, yeah. You
too. Thanks.”
Now bring us some Figgie Pudding!
“Wait, what?”
Now bring us some Figgie Pudding!
“I don’t have any Figgie Pudding.”
Now bring us some Figgie Pudding and a cup of good cheer!
“Ok, I have a tiny bit of Figgie Pudding but I’m saving it
for my little cripple boy. And a cup of
good cheer? Is that booze?”
We won’t go until we get some!
“Is that right?”
We won’t go until we get some!
“I beg to do differ.”
We won’t go until we get some so bring some out here!
“Well, now you’re just being rude.”
We wish you a merry Christmas!
“Oh, we’re back here again?”
We wish you a merry Christmas!
“Yeah. I got it.”
We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
“I’m calling the cops.”
Now bring us some Figgie Pudding!
“Did you hear me?”
Now bring us some Figgie Pudding!
“I said I’m calling the cops.”
Now bring us some Figgie Pudding and a cup of good cheer!
“I think you’ve already had enough.”
We won’t go until we get some!
“Hello, operator? “
…Merry Christmas everybody!
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