Match Maker

     Is it me or have online dating sites gotten a little too specific?  Christian Mingle, Just For Farmers, Black People Meet, JDate, GothScene?  Really?  Don’t these seem a little much?  Was there really a need for a farmers only dating site?  Has the Goth community suffered so many casualties that they now need to commiserate over the Internet?  Christian Mingle?  Sure, divine intervention though Wi-Fi!

     With all of the crazy sites that exist there’s still one culture being drastically over looked; the handicapped!  Aren’t they entitled to a little love?  Surely they need some help in finding that special someone.  In fact, that’s what you could call the site:  SomeoneSpecail.com.  And I’m not just talking about the mentally challenged.  That would be rude.  How about the mangled war vet?  Sure, he’s lost both legs but his libido is still able to salute.  And since that IED the Hokey-Pokey just aint the same.  How does he find love that doesn’t involve a Motel Six?

     Or what about the morbidly obese?  The kind that wheel themselves around in scooters because their joints have the stability of a third world government?  What about them?  They’ve been eating for two for a long time… but they’ve been doing it alone.  Not after SomeoneSpecial.com. 

     And let’s not forget about the vegetables.  The slack jawed Steven Hawkins of the world that can only communicate through smiley-faced emoticons and customized keyboards.  They probably wouldn’t be able to accomplish much in terms of intimacy but at least they’d have some company for a change.

     Can’t we do this?  Can’t we make this happen?  Place a few ads at the Special Olympics, maybe a Chucky Cheese or two?  Sample the market and see what pops up.  I can see it now…  SomeoneSpecial.com- Where your heart can stretch it legs even if your body can’t!