Tis the season for mooning? Apparently people still do this. I was driving home from work earlier and was stopped at a traffic light when I looked over at a school bus to see a bright white pressed ham against the window with a group of kids surrounding the cheeks laughing hysterically. I couldn't help laughing too, I mean seriously when was the last time you got spontaneously mooned by a complete stranger? It also got me to thinking... at what point in time did someone decided dropping trow and presenting your naked butt cheeks to be a sign of defiance? Looking at someone pulling an about face and spreading your ham just to let them know what you think of them? I see this and think, "hey that's where poop comes from." But I guess someone much more creative decided this was an appropriate way of letting someone else know they are not at the top of their friend list.
It seems kind of perverse though with all of the psychos and lunatics running around. For all you know you could be delivering a little free advertising to pedophile on the prowl for some hairless kiddie ass. Mooning has to be like boner pudding to those sickos. Kind of like when your searching through the channels and can kind of see a green boob through the scrambler on a dirty movie.
I think if you want to offend someone by mooning them maybe you should take it up a notch. Write something offensive across your crack or smear some shit on the cheeks. Really let the target know where you're coming from. Send a message like- I poop on you, or- You're not worth me wiping. That gets the point across. Plain old butt cheeks? Not so much. Really its just like a barometer for how far purberty has progressed. Whatever. A little something to think about next time the urge strikes.
